Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Secrets Secrets are no Fun, Unless They're Shared With Everyone

The housewives have recently been investigating a blooming love story of another fellow housewife, Ashley.  Ashley will deny until she dies about her secret love affair with Emanuel, but we will always know what's real.  Emanuel is your classic jock.  He lives for the sport he plays and is incredibly good at it.

Date 1:
Emanuel comes to hangout with Ashley, innocent, right?  Maybe.  Everyone had gone to bed and he was still there but no one could care less.  It wasn't until the next morning that things got interesting.  Chloe and Marta got up early to go to breakfast and Ashley normally joins them.  Going to see if she was awake they discovered that the door was locked, and our toilet seat was up.... Joking around on the way to breakfast Marta and Chloe said what if Emanuel slept over and thats why the door was locked.  Confronting her later we all asked as a joke if Emanuel had really spent the night.  Ashely responds with "Yeah, so?"  WHAT.  Wait.  What.  So you are trying to tell all of us that Emanuel spent the night in your twin bed, when he lives in the same apartment complex?  That makes no sense Ashley, we're on to you.

Date 2:
Emanuel comes over to watch The Challenge, a tv show that we all watch as an apartment.  After it was over, we all went to our respective rooms to go to sleep, except, for well, Ashley.  Before Helga goes to sleep, she dims the lights  in the living room, in order to set the mood for the two lovebirds.  Hours later, I walk out to go get a glass of water, and guess who is still on my couch?  That's right, Emanuel.  Only now there was a candle lit on the end table, the lights and tv completely off, and they were cuddling under a blanket on the couch, giggling like schoolgirls.  Sketch.

Date 3:
We all go out as a team to celebrate a teammates twenty-first birthday.  Skip forward to the interesting part.  So our plans did not go as we hoped they would and we ended up back in our apartment before midnight.  Chloe, Helga, and I were planning to confront Ashley about Emanuel.  When we finally got her alone, and were ready to attack, there was a knock at the door.  Assuming it was Marta or Jada being lazy you can imagine our surprise when we saw Emanuel standing there instead.  Three jaw drops.  Not just one, three!  Not knowing what else to do, we all run into Helga's room to devise a plan.  By two a.m. we finally leave and there is no one to be found in the living room.... interesting.  We press our ears up to Ashely's door and hear not one, but two voices.  At least at this point we knew they weren't playing tonsil tennis in there.  And once again we all wake up to find that Emanuel had spent the night and snuck out at eight so he couldn't be seen.

Now we are not the only ones who think there is a love affair going on.  Emanuel's roommate asked us if we knew of anything going on because he sees the same sketchy things happening.  Both Emanuel and Ashley claim they are "just friends" but are you really?  We don't think so....

Now let me get your opinion.




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Don't worry I will let you all know when they become Facebook official.
xoxo Julez



1 comment:

  1. These two are your classic Romeo & Juliet. Hidden Lovers only able to express their true feelings in the darkness of the night under the protection of those thin walls in Terra Nova..

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