Episode of the Missing Shirt

RIP Jada's favorite shirt. You will be missed.

Now, no one knows exactly how this story ends, but maybe you can help us figure it out.  About a month ago Jada, Chloe, and I were all hanging out in the living room.  We all had had a few glasses of wine and Jada was having one of her classic hot flashes (which she claims to of gotten since she was in second grade, please).  During this time, she got hot enough that she found it necessary to take her shirt off to cool down.  Chloe, being annoying, decided to take Jada's shirt and hide it under her shirt.  Getting distracted, it didn't seem to bother Jada that she didn't have a shirt on.  Chloe, still with Jada's shirt under hers, went to the bathroom and this is where the whole story gets messy.  Chloe didn't bother turning around when she flushed the toilet and then realized what had been under her shirt.  The toilet had already flushed by the time she knew what to do.  Bolting out of the bathroom, Chloe asked me if I had taken the shirt from her.  Confused, I said no and we started to frantically search around the 10 foot apartment.  Moving the two things in the living room, the couch and the tv, the shirt seemed to of disappeared into thin air.  It wasn't on Jada's back, or anywhere in the room.  We have no idea what could of possibly happened to this shirt, because we all know deep down that it is impossible for a shirt to be flushed down the toilet (even though this toilet has an industrial flush).  However, to us, this seemed like the only logical option.  I assumed the shirt would turn up when I moved out, but it still didn't.  To this day we have no idea what happened to Jada's shirt and we never will.  Let me know what you all think happened to her shirt, because we just can't figure it out.

xoxo J